Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out