The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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