We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
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Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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