We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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