Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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