speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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