Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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