i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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