Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize