I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
stop calling my apartment porn island.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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