Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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