So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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