I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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