Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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