You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
