i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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