I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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