she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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