just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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