are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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