Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
do nipples grow back?
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