Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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