If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
