she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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