Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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