So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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