is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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