would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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