I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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