so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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