as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
And the cops told us we were all naked.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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