Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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