32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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