At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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