I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
