Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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