Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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