If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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