redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She told me I should be a condom model.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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