everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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