Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I can't trust your balls anymore.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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