just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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