I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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