I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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