You can't special order awesome
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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