dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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