I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
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my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?