Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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