If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.