He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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