i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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