Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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