so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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