I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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