just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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