Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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