there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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