My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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