Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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