Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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