Say something about gay babies.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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